Thursday, September 23

LESP NYC Gigs for October

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 Perform live in NYC

Here are some September/October dates
 
Let me know what works best for you
 
UC Lounge (Acoustic/Folk/Pop/Rock/Punk/Metal Bands)
87 Ludlow St
NYC 10002
 
September 30th
October 1st

October 6th
October 7th

October 13th
October 14th
October 15th
 
http://lesproductions.com/uclounge.html
 
 
Recoup Lounge (Acoustic/Folk/Pop/R&B/Soul/Hip Hop)
210 Rivington St
NYC 10002
 
October 1st
October 2nd  

October 7th
October 8th
October 9th
 
 
http://lesproductions.com/recoup.html
 
 
Reply with the date you are interested in the subject box
 
We also have other dates and times available
 
If you know any other performers/bands we can book them too
 
Also if you would like to put a whole night together let us know
 
These are 21+ shows
 
 
National Underground (ALL AGES SHOWS)
159 East Houston
NYC 10002

 
October 3rd 
 
October 17th

October 24th

October 31st
 
http://www.lesproductions.com/thenationalunderground.html
 
Bruno
646 705 8867
info@lesproductions.com (this is the best way to book a show)
Www.lesproductions.com
Www.facebook.com/lespmusic  


Tuesday, September 14

THESE "LESSONS" WILL SURELY GET YOU TO THE TOP TO STAY!

Luther roseImage via WikipediaTHESE "LESSONS" WILL SURELY GET YOU TO THE TOP TO STAY!
Management Course
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs..
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour..
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your share holders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way..
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
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Monday, September 6

5 Predictions for the Future of Music | The Atlantic Wire

The music industry is changing! Thats a fact. Are you ready for it? Time is now to take advantage of these big changes. Don't you wish there was a way to focus more on your music creation while we marketers did all the hard branding and promotional work. I know you do. Its all good. I am working very smart over here to bring you what you need to take advantage of the possible fans all over the world. Please send me your music for consideration. Distribution packages are available! Networking events with people you need to be around are in the works. Email or call me today.

VickensM@gmail.com
8486284873

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5 Predictions for the Future of Music | The Atlantic Wire
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Wednesday, September 1

T.I. FT. RICK ROSS - PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE SWAG

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Perform live in NYC

Perform live in NYC

Here are some September dates

Let me know what works best for you

UC Lounge (Acoustic/folk/Rock/Punk/Metal Bands)
87 Ludlow St
NYC 10002

September 9th
September 10th
September 18th

http://lesproductions.com/uclounge.html

Recoup Lounge (R&B/Soul/Hip Hop)
210 Rivington St
NYC 10002

September 9th
September 10th
September 24th

http://lesproductions.com/recoup.html

Reply with the date you are interested in the subject box

We also have other dates and times available

If you know any other performers/bands we can book them too

Also if you would like to put a whole night together let us know

These are 21+ shows

National Underground (ALL AGES SHOWS)
159 East Houston
NYC 10002

September 5th
September 12th
September 19th
September 26th

http://www.lesproductions.com/thenationalunderground.html

Vick
8486284873